Saturday, February 28, 2009

Chicken Soup for the Aging Heart Part IV

You know when you are getting old when you no longer...

# have a favourite color (quoted from kosin)
# look forward to your younger siblings birthdays, as they remind you how old you are.
# look forward to your older siblings/ parents' birthdays, as they remind you that one day (which is pretty soon) you'll be like them.
# look forward to your own birthday, in hope that if you didnt celebrate it, it doesnt count.
# buy Teens/ Teenage/ Seventeen magazines off shelves. You bought Female/ Vogue/ Cleo instead
# borther to follow the trend and change handphones. All we need is a simple smsing and calling function, too many functions confuses us.
# have to read weather forecast cuz your bones are equally reliable.
# watch cartoons and watch drama serials instead, in hope to inject some "drama" into the already stagnant life.
# have to sleep 10hours a day. 6 hours will be enough.
# sleep through the night w/o waking up
# hear your favourite songs on 93.3FM or 98.7FM... but on Class 95.0FM and 97.2FM or even 95.8FM
# shake your head when your mum tunes to oldies. You sang along with her.
# listen much to lyrical songs. Jazz music appeals to you.
# log on to facebook every single day to accept all the nonsensical applications your friends sends you.
# log on to Friendster anymore.
# remember names with faces anymore. For a start, you cant even remember names
# fantasize about the future. Time to get realistic.
# carries a crumpler, but a LV/ Prada bag.
# go out without your makeup
# can get up at 5am like you did in secondary school days.
# think CCAs are essential
# look forward to graduation.


P.S. You would like to think the examples are fictitious.

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